10/01/2012

Twatter: a reaction on Twitter ;-)

TWATTER YOURSELF SHITLESS!

What is Twatter?

What is Twitter?
Twatter is a service for twats who think other people give a fuck about the small twattish, mundane detail of their sad, socially impotent lives or who simply believe that what they have to say should be spread across the globe because they want to be a major fucking twat - all by asking the 'simple' question: What the fuck are you doing?
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  • I really like Twatter. It's got a great name and I can tell people when I'm doing fucking EVERYTHING in my life.
    Beff Jarr, Amazone.cock, Senior Manager
  • When I first started doing it, I thought, 'geez, not another website to worry about updating and checking', but now I'm glad I did it because I've developed an over-inflated sense of self-importance and glow smugly to myself in the bathroom mirror.
    Mr Timothy Watt, Self-appointed UEBER-TWAT
  • Incredibly useful (if you glue a brick to your head and jump in a lake)
    Weird Magazine
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